Showing posts with label writing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label writing. Show all posts

Friday, 9 April 2021

The SIX word novel


                                                          


Neigh, #7 here,

I am back with you. I hope you all had a nice Easter. I have been looking in Lady M's archives and found one about six word novels. It started with Ernest Hemingway over a bet. He won. I like winners. I thought I would share it with you as it may be something you would like to do during lockdown. Stay positive, happy and safe.


Lady M challenged peeps to write their own six word novels. Below are the examples she gave you. I am trying this. It is fun.

1. Eager driver jumped lights. Funeral Thursday.

2. Hungry mouse smells cheese in trap.

3. New hobby: texting while driving. CRASH!

4. Racing against time. Time won. Farewell.

5. Stopped. Looked. Did not see it.

6. Panic. Disaster. Chain reaction. Disaster. Panic.

7. Had a drink. Then another... And?

8. Switch on. Beautiful illuminations. Power cut.



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Friday, 20 November 2020

Covid Chronicles 5

Beautiful sunset after a perfect Paphos day 2016




Hello Everyone,  

Lady M here and looking out of her window on a very drab, grey November morning. We are approaching week three of our second lockdown and the nation's mood is one of misery and despair. We see one glimmer of happiness on the horizon... Christmas but will we be able to see our relatives? Well, I have not got any immediate family so it doesn't bother me. I did read an amusing post on FB this morning. "Last year we were looking forward to leaving the EU. This year we are just looking forward to leaving the f***ing house." I thought it summarised our situation extremely well. Stay positive my friends. I will share with you last weekend's posts. If you are on FB, and let's face it most peeps are on social media these days, please find me and you will be able to read all of the posts on my page; they are all 'public'. The pic? taken from my albums and a memory from a perfect day. It is reminder to appreciate what we have because we never know when things will change. Let's face it we did not see any of this horrendous time coming. Even, in these trying times we can make memories and happy ones.

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Day 236, Saturday 14th November 2020. Lockdown 2, Day 10

Happy birthday Prince Charles! 72 today.

Good morning everyone. I heard some fireworks last night but nothing from either of my new neighbours. No pretty sparklers or colours illuminating the sky.

I was late rising this morning. I looked out, as usual, and vaguely remembered those lovely September sunny days when Antonio called. It was wet and grey. Three visitors’ cars on our little street. Okay. Dress. I choose to be happy. Downstairs. Alarm off. Go into lounge and smile. A beautiful lit candle brightens my day. No, I did not leave it burning overnight. It is a led one and I set it on a timer to come on about 10.00 so that it welcomes me each drab morning through the winter. I have another one set for the evenings. It is the little things that make life bearable through these trying times.

BBC news channel on. Kettle on. Brekky time with iPad. Am I having a boring day ahead or a productive, cheerful one? Well that really depends on me, doesn’t it? Temperature? 36.1̊. Weather 12̊, mild for the time of year.

First things take recycling material out to bin (blue bin) and feed pesky pigeons. Next water plants. Washing up? Nah, later! A little pampering… a face mask while I listen to some of my Bobby Dazzler’s music. It is so nice to have music recoded for you by a loved one when they have passed over, kind of comforting.

Okay, news. Sorry, (bus alert. Two. Blue and red both leaving the centre. A 16 with one passenger and an empty 46) Peter Sutcliffe, the Yorkshire Ripper who was convicted of murdering 13 women and the attempted murder of a further 7, has died from Covid-19. Guess, sometimes it picks the right person. He was 74 and been in jail since 1981, 39 years and has cost us, the taxpayers, approximately £11,000,000. Now, I am thinking of those refugees and homeless peeps. Our money would have been better spent helping them rather than keeping him in a cosy cell, albeit in isolation. Is it time to reconsider the death penalty or maybe Covid is doing it for us?

Trump has emerged from the White House. Is his tantrum over? He has hinted that maybe his time is over, but his face says… sore loser.

There is one cheerful piece of news and a video that’s gone viral. ‘Betty moves into care home with Ken’. Ken has been in the care home with dementia for five weeks but missing his wife of 71 years. She had self-isolated in the care home for two weeks and had Covid-19 tests. The staff set up a romantic meal for two and brought Ken to the table before bringing Betty to join him. He asked if she was taking him home. She replied, “No, I am moving in with you” or something like that. It brought tears to your eyes. It also shows just how much (another bus gone over the bridge) care workers do for those in their care.

Off to watch two films now, “Finding Neverland” with Johnny Depp. The story of the making of ‘Peter Pan’. Should be educating. Then, an old favourite, “Dirty Dancing” and “nobody puts Baby in the corner”. Wonder how many more films I am gonna watch this winter? 100 or more.

Oh, Prince Andrew has been seen leaving Windsor Castle. I don’t get it. Why is that news? His Mum is living there and he’s probably in her bubble. He lives in a massive place on the estate. Is it because he thinks he may return to Royal duties because they’re a bit short of the HRH’s these days despite the fact that his behaviour has made such a position untenable?

 

Day 237, Sunday 15th November 2020. Lockdown 2, Day 11 (half-way through November)

Good afternoon!

Well, I enjoyed the films yesterday before my chicken and bacon slice with veggies for dinner. Last night? Played and watched television. There were loads of fireworks. Some families were obviously enjoying Diwali even if there were no public gatherings. I did see some of the pretty colours lighting up the sky.

This morning, I sauntered downstairs after 10.00 and the pretty candlelight in the lounge warmed my heart. I choose to be happy. Television on. Kettle on. Cereals in bowl. Coffee and milk in cup. Brekky time with iPad.

Sad news. Des O’Connor has passed away at the age of 88. Wow! Dessy has gone. He will be enjoying his party with Morecambe and Wise upstairs. Three first class entertainers reunited. RIP Des!

“Songs of Praise” time. Candles lit. Second cuppa. It was Aled Jones hosting the programme from Wales. He began with my fave hymn, “Dear Lord and Father of Mankind”. It has that wonderful line which brings back memories of my first visit to Israel and the Sea of Galilee. I will always remember the magical moment of standing by the shore, looking across the calm sea and singing, “O, Sabbath rest by Galilee, o calm of hills above, where Jesus knelt to share with Thee the silence of eternity interpreted by love … Drop Thy still dews of quietness, Till all our strivings cease.” Okay back to reality.

Aled is in Bangor Cathedral talking of his early days as a chorister. I remember mine in that little village of Ashford-in-the-Water. I have a pic of me, aged 9, outside the vestry in chorister robes. No, you are not seeing it. Tough! More beautiful hymns. I love the traditional ones. “Thine be the Glory”, “Guide us O thou great Jehovah” and he conclude with “How Great Thou Art”. It was lovely and brightened the grey day.

Next! I replayed a tape of a clairvoyance reading in 1998. Many of you may think such things are rubbish. Fine, you have a right to your opinion. However, in 1998 I had not published any novels, or articles. I had not even written the first published book. I was a complete unknown. He said that I would be a writer and my work would be inspirational to people in the future. Wow! Have you been inspired reading either these chronicles or my books? Peeps will want to read my work. Double Wow! It will be my legacy to the world. Treble Wow! Makes you think doesn’t it?

After listening to that the sun decided to make a brief appearance clearing away torrential rain. I ventured out, across to the post box in New Square. Had a letter to post. Yes, I still write them. It is an old art whereby you pick up a pen and find some paper, although it was, in this case, a card and scribe meaningful personal words with joined-up letters. Not impersonal typed email.

As usual, for you all, I was observant. First, I was horrified by the cruel breeze, it blew right through me even though the sun was a blinding force. My eyes were watery when I reached the pedestrian crossing. Pressed the button. Waited. Cars stopped. I crossed and walked by Primark. No goodies in the windows, just pretty display boards showing what you might buy, if you were allowed out. There were quite a few peeps around which surprised me. I guess they were walking down to Tesco’s. Walked to the little red box and posted my letter. Pandora? Closed. Peacocks? Closed with closing down sale signs still in the windows. Were they one of the companies in liquidation, meaning they will not reopen? One sign of normality. A Christmas tree already up, waiting for decoration but with a sign, “Merry Christmas”. I looked at the other shops, all closed apart from Vodafone and Specsavers. They must be essential this time. Normally, on a Sunday in November all the shops would be bustling as crowds shopped for Christmas. This year, I suspect that peeps are watching the pennies or shopping online. I returned home. Opened my door. Switched off the alarm and counted my blessings. I have had my share of misfortunes and life has dealt me some cruel blows, but I still have so much in comparison with many others. I have worked for what I have but I was fortunate to receive an education. I could be homeless with that cruel breeze biting through me and I would have nowhere to rush home to. Be thankful for what you have, my friends.

Lunchtime followed by phone call to my new-found second cousin. Each time we talk I am amazed at how much we have in common. By the time we had finished it was passed 4.15 and the darkness had made another appearance. So, I have come up to my computer and am writing all of this for you. You lucky peeps. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday evening wherever you are. I have the film “633 Squadron” on and I am going to give it my full attention now.

Choose to be happy and positive. Stay occupied and thankful. This nightmare will pass, as all things do.

Okay just before dinner which is chicken with mushrooms, onion, pepper and tomatoes with vino, I thought I would give you the weekly update on Covid-19. It is not good. The global figure is 54,621,689. Last Sunday it was 50,387,605. That is a rise of 4,000,000+ in one week. To be precise 4,264,084. My friends, it is on the rise and deffo in control! President Trump thought he could control it. I don’t think so. Here, in the UK we have moved up to 7 in the league table and today our total figure is 1,369,318 with 51,934 deaths.

Love to you all, Lady M 💓💓💓


Friday, 30 October 2020

Covid Chronicles 2


                                                      

Autumn colours!

Hello Everyone,

Lady M here. The Covid situation is far worse than last week but we must remain cheerful and hopeful. I have selected the top pic from my pics because the autumn colours are bright, vivid and help lift the mood. Today, we hear that herd immunity is unlikely to be an option as tests have shown that peeps who had the virus earlier in the year are no longer immune. What next? Wales is in lockdown. Scotland has a different tier/level system from England and more areas of our country have been put in tier 3, very high, with severe restrictions. Personally, I have reached the stage where I don't want to go out anyway. It is not FOGO but just a case of I don't fancy it. However, on Monday I had a RED LETTER day and I am going to share it with you. Stay safe, folks.

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Day 216, 25th October, Sunday (First day of Greenwich Mean Time… winter)

Good morning. I have put two of my clocks back, and onto wintertime. The rest stay on summertime. I stayed up late last night savouring every last moment of summer. This morning I see there are very few leaves left on the trees. Tonight, it will be dark at about 6.00. Yuk! What am I doing to stay cheerful? I am putting my first Christmas tree up this afternoon and it will remain in position until after my birthday in February. Also, you know my friends I have two advent calendars with exciting pressies in to keep me amused during December. I choose to be happy. We all owe it to ourselves to be happy and ensure we survive these trying times.

I admit, this morning, it was difficult to move myself from a horizontal position to a vertical one, and push those covers back before swinging my legs out of bed. They really were objecting to movement, but I am not a hibernating creature, so I made it. Out of bed. Look out of windows. Sunday, so no visiting cars on our street. Tesco’s car park is free on Sundays. Dressed. Downstairs. Alarm off. Tv on. Andrew Marr and politics.

Brekky, iPad, coffee. There are four main topics of conversation. Brexit. School Dinners. America’s election. Covid-19. Yes, I mention school dinners. This has been a topic of concern since lockdown when schools closed. You may be forgiven for believing that school is about receiving an education. It is about so much more. Feeding children and providing them with computers and laptops. When schools closed those who were receiving free school dinners were left starving apparently. The footballer Marcus Rashford started a campaign calling on the government for more of those magic beans to prevent child hunger. In some areas individuals and businesses stepped in to provide food for the needy. I believe the government did make some provision, not to sure of the amount or how long it lasted. Now, more businesses have signed up to cater during half term. I, and some are thinking, wait a minute whose responsibility is it to feed these children? What used to happen during school holidays? Why is this a sudden emergency? Additionally, when schools close all children are expected to work from home via the Internet. Many have access to neither the Internet nor computer. The government must provide. Schools are complaining they do not have enough for all children. Has it reached the stage where peeps just expect the government to provide? I am talking about those who were receiving government funding prior to lockdown not those who the government have prevented from working and have always provided for their families without state handouts. What have I just heard? A Councillor in Birmingham, I think, has said that they will be texting all parents regarding where they can get their free meals. So, let me get this right, parents who cannot afford to feed their children can afford smart phones! This reminds me of an occasion when I purchased a copy of “The big Issue” off someone I assumed was homeless and later, I saw her chatting on a smart phone. I guess she could have borrowed it.

Brexit? I think this is going nowhere fast. A big disaster. My prediction is a wake-up call to reality on January 1st when the transition period is over, and things really change. Will Brexiteers be lynched? Feel embarrassment? Deny their choice? Or, for all our sakes let’s hope I have this one wrong, and everything goes swimmingly well. We can live in hope. Just thinking of earlier ramblings and predictions. I predicted FOGO, the second wave and high suicide figures amongst the young.

America’s elections. Will Trump make it? Will Biden pull it off?  Democrats or Republican? America will decide. Both candidates will be playing their ace cards as they approach the day. Baruch Obama is supporting Joe Biden. President Trump has his family and empire behind him. The polls are placing Joe Biden in the lead. I am thinking, how many of the population will not vote and we already have 37% of the population’s votes. Maybe that is already more than half.  Watch this space.

Last, but not least, Covid-19. Not good. Global figure is 43,169,091. That is 3 million new cases in one week and 50% up on last week. If you remember last month, I predicted 60 million by Christmas updating it from 50 million. Maybe, I am still underestimating. I hope not. 8 countries have passed the million mark… USA, India, Brazil, Russia, Spain, France, Argentina, and Colombia. We have 19,000 new cases and 151 deaths. This second wave has taken hold and is far worse than the first, I still think it will get worse and late next year we will be faced with the third wave. Breaking news… Thousands are protesting against lockdown by breaking the rules in London. Guess that means the figures will rise. Brussels is close to lockdown.

Okay, enough. Second cuppa and then I shall put the tree up. 

At 1.15 I will be back for “Songs of Praise”.

Yea. My tree is decorated in the hall. I am seated with cuppa and candles burning ready for “Songs of Praise”. As October is Black History Month this week’s service is from a museum of black history in Liverpool. I confess to ignorance. I did not know there was one. A few black people spoke of their lives, ancestors who came here, and their history. The service began with that lovely song synonymous with Liverpool, and from “Carousel”, “You’ll never walk alone.” I love it and sang along. It is apt for these times. I was not familiar with many of the other musical contributions, but it did send me down memory lane. This programme used to be a religious service and always hymns as opposed to thematic. Alas, again it is the changing times.

For the rest of today? Admire my tree. Work, rest, and play. Pity I do not have a Mars bar. Remember the slogan folks? Phone call. No answer. Never mind.

Dinner time. Tonight, it’s Hawaiian pizza plus vino. Yes, 6.00pm and pitch-black outside. Drapes drawn. Sigh. Hey, where’s positivity gone? There are only 152 days and nights until summertime again and Antonio! That is not too bad.

Tv and later the Olivier awards for theatre performances is going ahead without an audience and in some cases, recipients will be receiving their award virtually. Oh, brave new world!

 

Day 217, 26th October 2020. (Week 32) RED LETTER DAY!

Yea, I am excited today. My article a “trip down memory lane” goes live. https://www.peak-advertiser.co.uk/ I am on page 26. Do read it and send me nice comments to make my day! Empty bus alert. They are easier to see now the trees have shed their leaves and are stark naked. Isn’t nature cruel? You would think trees would want leaves in the winter to keep them warm! My little sense of humour comes smiling through. Second empty bus alert. I digress as usual.

In these unprecedented and strange times where positivity is essential to keep us going, we need to find red-letter days and I am happy to share mine with you. I choose to be happy and am finding things to do each day. I am not saying it’s easy but…

I wrote this article after a trip back to the little village of Ashford-in-the Water, which I have mentioned several times, a couple of years ago. It was posted on my blog and then stayed dormant. I retrieved it and decided to send it to this paper. Hey Presto. Success. This leads me to think of our youth of today who are seeing their dreams disappear. Please accept these words from a veteran of life, “never give up hope, turn your negatives into positives”.

The rest of today? I am venturing out to Sainsbury’s because I have a voucher. If I spend more than £50, I get a £7.50 discount. I can get a few bottles of wine for £50! First, brekky, tv, iPad and wash up. Back later.

3.30 pm. I have been out, had lunch and made my phone call to another party who did not answer. I fear she and her hubby may be lost or stuck in France. They have a second home there and popped over as soon as they were able to. I thought it was brave at the time.

Trip to Sainsbury’s. What has happened to life when a grocery shopping expedition becomes exciting as opposed to essential? I was observant as usual. Lots of traffic about and empty buses. Maybe that is why there are more cars around. The tram was running but I didn’t notice how many peeps were using it. A lot of peeps out on the street most were wearing masks. Arrive at supermarket. Lot of peeps. Are they queueing? No, or I would drive on. It is half-term which may account for the abundance of people or it maybe stocking up/ stockpiling time again before lockdown again.

Just remembered. Apologies but I must digress before I forget. A newsworthy item. Wales is in full lockdown and only essential items may be bought from shops. Clothes are considered non-essential purchases at this time, unlike food and drink. One man, deffo thinking outside the box went shopping in his boxer shorts. When asked or told that he could not shop like that replied that clothes, by law, were not essential items. Clever! Has that put a smile on your visages?

Back to my shopping expedition. Park. Prepare. Mask. Gloves. Token. Bags. Trolley. Straight in. Pick up scanner. Scan Nectar card. (Empty bus alert! No, two of them!) First aisle. Advent calendars. Yes, I know I have two but there was a beautiful Ferrero Roche one. I could not resist. On to the other aisles, observing social distance and everyone is polite. A few more tins and packets for my collection, greengroceries, frozen food, milk, and vino. Over £50. Queue at checkout but not for long. Get my discount. Car. Unload. Return trolley. Observe. There is a queue now. I am a trendsetter. Where I go, others follow. Home. Happy. Car happy. Unload and put goodies away. Hide Advent calendar.

Judge Rinder and lunchtime. Upstairs. Work. Play until 6.00pm. Empty bus again. I love my new hobby. Dinner will be an Italian ready meal bought earlier. Ham and mushroom tagliatelle. Yum, yum. Tv soaps and another day draws to a close.

Okay. I have put the bins out and met my neighbour. We have decided to suspend our meetings until the spring. It really is dark out there.

I have two alarming pieces of news for peeps in the UK. Warrington goes into tier 3 this evening and Nottingham is expected to follow soon. Second alarm, I have checked the global situation. The UK is moving back up the league to position 9 and with 894,000 new cases it is going to hit the million mark before the end of the week. Covid does not like us.

Stay safe my friends.

Love to you all, Lady M 💓💓💓

 

Friday, 19 April 2019

My Easter gift to you!


Hello Everyone,

Today is Good Friday in the Christian Religion. It is the day when Christians remember how Jesus died on the Cross outside the Jerusalem City Wall. 


On Sunday the church  will celebrate the Resurrection of Christ. That first Sunday morning, when the women went to the tomb where Jesus had been hastily lain only to find the stone removed and the body missing, is celebrated. The women were anxious to anoint the body, in accordance with Jewish tradition, at the earliest opportunity. Mary Magdalene, Mary the mother of James and other women arrived at the tomb, expecting to find it secured by a stone. Imagine their surprise, the stone rolled away and the tomb empty. Inside, a young man, wearing a white robe, spoke to them, "Do not be amazed; you seek Jesus of Nazareth, who was crucified. He has risen, he is not here; see the place where they laid him. But go tell his disciples and Peter, that he is going before you to Galilee; there you will see him as he told you."
(Mark ,Chapter16, vs 6 & 7.)

Christians remember that first Sunday morning and rejoice. It is proof, that there is an eternal, afterlife or new life. Chickens, eggs, rabbits are all symbolic of new life and new hope. However, you spend this Eastertide, have a very HAPPY EASTER!


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I have a little Easter gift for you. From today until Tuesday both of my eBooks are on free download from Kindle. Just pop along to Amazon Kindle and put either my name or the book title in the browser and hey I will pop up and you will be able to download either or both free of charge. You do not need to have a Kindle tablet. This modern technology enables you to download to tablets or pc's. How it works is a mystery to me!






WRITE IT! PUBLISH IT! MARKET IT!  was published in 2016 as an aide to all those who wanted to bravely hike into the publishing world...


The Blurb


"How do you publish a book? This author first self-published fifteen years ago in a different publishing climate. But, that question is one I have been asked on numerous occasions. Originally, I produced a small booklet, "Write It! Publish It! Market It!" with advice and information for going through the process from writing to marketing: what to write, copyright, editing, proof reading, typesetting/text blocking, jacket, ISBN, blurb, page numbers, pricing, printing, promoting, libraries, shops, networking, marketing. I had discovered that it was a long and complicated process with many pitfalls. Print on demand (P o D) made it easier for authors to become publishers because it was possible to have small print runs. Then the e-book arrived, a new concept in publishing. I have updated my original booklet, including appropriate websites and adding my self-publishing story plus a chapter from one of my six books. This publication may be used as guidance for aspiring authors. Good luck to all of you who enter the publishing arena with your own work."

  

Well, writing a book begins with sitting down and writing that first sentence! Procrastination is not an option!





Life is... was published in June 2017 as a result of postings on Facebook! I think that answers a popular question of where do authors get their inspiration from!



The Blurb



"I like most people on the planet, have become a great fan of social media and in particular, Facebook. During the last six months I have been posting daily. Firstly, it was 'Words of Wisdom' and then I moved on to 'Life is…' Some of my thoughts were philosophical, others humorous. Sometimes I added photographs and emojis or I dedicated certain sayings to individual people. On a couple of occasions I even added a short story telling the inspiration behind the quotation, for example…'Life is about turning left instead of right and having an adventure!'
I noticed that I was getting a lot of those 'like' clicks and friends seemed to be enjoying my humble daily offering. I had an idea… put all of my posts into a short book and publish them. I have placed one of the 'Words of Wisdom' on each page and the' Life is…' quotations follow with some illustrations, either photographs from my albums or downloads from the Net under creative commons licence. All the acknowledgements may be found at the end of the booklet after information on my books. I hope that those of you who download this will delve into it on the dark days and find that it puts the smile back on your face.
How would I describe it? Humorous, philosophical, satirical, stimulating, inspirational, illuminating, intriguing, thought-provoking, fresh, invigorating and delightful. Enjoy!"




Lady M xxxxx

                                             
He wants to read my books!


Saturday, 9 March 2019

Alliteration

 
Some of my beautiful books!



                                                                                                                                                                                        

Hello Everyone,

For the last few weeks I have been looking at various aspects of writing... flash fiction...creating six word stories...dialogue...why writers write...what they say about it. I would like the penultimate in this series of blogs to be something close to my heart, adorable alliteration. Words are wonderful; they can be powerful and strong or meek, gentle and soothing. They can say so much or so little. I just adore adjectives and adverbs and would despair when one of my editors showed delight in deleting them. To him they were superlative subjunctives. The key in editing is brevity. We have a luscious language where words flourish and I just delight in using them to their full potential. Delightful, decorative descriptions. So, what is alliteration?

It is when the same letter or sound is at the beginning  closely connected words and the more words, in my opinion, the better.
                                             
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Tongue twisters are excellent examples:

She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.

Many a mickle makes a muckle.

Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards.
                                                 
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A few examples taken from the Internet:

But he was blessed with a brilliant brain.

The beautiful bouquet blossomed in the bright sun.

Our financial future fell into a freefall.

She happily helped the homeless.

That’s the sound of someone sipping soup for supper
                                                 
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I trust you are all observant and aware of alliteration (in bold) in my writing.
I challenge you to write your own short sentences using alliteration. It is fantabulous fascinating fun!

Wishing you a wonderful week!

Lady M!




Friday, 1 February 2019

Why do people write?







Hello Everyone,

Yes, Lady M here. Back at last. I would like to say that it is by popular demand but...
Anyway, a big thank you to Sofia and Donald for keeping you entertained during the last four months. I hope you enjoyed catching up with the family in their new Australian life. Now, S and D are probably enjoying themselves in all their favourite places.

I am resurrecting some posts from two years ago when I took on the theme of writing. One of the topics I did not look at was plagiarism. It is with great sadness that the Darryl Ashton's poetry  featured in this series has now been removed from all my blogs due to plagiarism. Alas, under these circumstances I have been obliged to sever my professional relationship with this individual. Plagiarism is a criminal offence, also unethical and immoral. It is simply taking someone else's work and claiming it to be yours. Darryl, allegedly, took at least one poem and just changed the title. I believe he is being prosecuted. It is so sad as he is talented  in his own right.

So, this is my first resurrected post originally posted in February 2017.
I have decided to take 'writing' as my theme for the next few weeks. After all, it is rather appropriate for someone who is on her ninth book. Twenty years ago I was not even sure that I was capable of producing one. Positivity and perseverance have been my allies and between us we have published seven. I really like the pic I have chosen today because  it has my first six books all in line and to me they are the most beautiful books in the world... yes folks... it is personal. All authors see their books as children. They can recall the point of conception or basic idea, the pregnancy or development of plot and characters, the long period of growth or writing and the final product for the world to read. If you are wondering about my seventh and eighth books... seven is on Kindle and number eight is looking for a publisher. So, how many words have I written over the last twenty years? Considering rewrites and editing I estimate between eight and ten million. Wow! A question I am frequently asked as I am sure many authors are is why do we write? My answer? I have no idea... it just feels right. I have done some research for this blog and found various quotes on writing which may interest you.


Kingsley Amis wrote, "If you can't annoy somebody with what you write, I think there's little point in writing." I like his thinking!


Samuel Johnson wrote, "No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money." I wonder what he would say to the free downloads of today?


William Faulkner wrote, "The tools I need for my work are paper, tobacco, food and a little whiskey."  I prefer chocolate, caffeine and wine!


Sir Winston Churchill wrote, "Writing a book is an adventure: it begins as an amusement, then it becomes a mistress, then a master, and finally a tyrant." An obsession?


Clarence Darrow wrote, "Some day I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away." I sympathise.


Jules Renard wrote, "Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money." Now I feel normal.


W. Somerset Maugham (attrib)  "There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are." I like a profession or life style without rules.


John Steinbeck wrote, "The profession of book-writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business." I must take up horse racing.


Ferenc Molnar when asked how he became a writer replied, "In the same way that a woman becomes a prostitute. First I did it to please myself, then I did it to please my friends, and finally I did it for money." Interesting.


J.P. Donleavy wrote, "Writing is turning one's worst moments into money." Where am I going wrong?


Lord Byron wrote, "If I don’t write to empty my mind, I go mad,” I like it.


Truman Capote said, To me, the greatest pleasure of writing is not what it’s about, but the inner music that words make,” Definitely!


Terry Pratchett, “Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.” I agree. I just love playing with my characters... they are such fun. Escapism from reality is a fantastic experience.


F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote, You don’t write because you want to say something; you write because you’ve got something to say,”  Absolutely.

So readers just a few reasons why people write.

Until next week have fun,

Lady M















Friday, 3 November 2017

Nostalgic November 1 -The Interview with Sarah Butland

The Blackpool Tower
The Birmingham Library








A Paphos sunset





Howde Folks!

Yay... Donald and I are back with you for two months. We have been waiting all year; we thought Lady M had forgotten all about us but we have been having the whale of a time while she has been with you...you really don't want to know!  The pics? Donald and I have selected three of her favourite places, the Birmingham Library, The Blackpool Tower and a  Paphos sunset.

Anyway back to our first choice from the archives. We have chosen that wonderful interview she did with Sarah Butland mainly because Sarah asked her so many questions that Donald and I wanted the answers to! Enjoy discovering and learning all about our Lady M.


I'd Like to Introduce You To... Marilyn Rice (originally published on 16/08/2011)

 
Meet Marilyn Rice. A passionate writer who is growing her family one novel at a time. Learn how she stays motivated, inspires and ends her novels in a very unique way. And if you think I’ve missed anything please comment and ask, I’m sure she’ll be back again to reply.
Enjoy…
1) What about writing inspires you most?
I love the creativity. I took a writing course many years ago and have written short stories, articles and non-fiction but my forte is the novel. The inspiration, for all of my work, comes from anywhere and everywhere, people, incidents and events. I firmly believe that all fiction is a combination of imagination, research and experience on the part of the author.
My novels are labours of love and my babies! I spend a lot of time planning and plotting, weaving ideas and creating characters before I begin writing and I always write the ending first. This may sound strange, but then I know where everything is leading to. I usually have to make a few changes when I’ve finished writing because the characters or the story has taken a slightly different route from the one I had expected, along the way; but I love it when the characters take on a life of their own and do something I had not planned. In Look After Each Other, for example, I had no idea that one of the main characters was going to die in a car accident, it was not supposed to be like that. It just happened and felt right.
I also made a decision early on that all of my books would have the title as the final words. So, the last sentence and words are easy, it is just the first 100,000 or so that are slightly more difficult!
We all know that the first paragraph is the most important. If it does not engage the reader, he or she is unlikely to want to carry on, however good the rest of the novel may be. I tend to spend a lot of time waiting or praying for inspiration to get it right. However, while I am actively writing I become completely involved in my work, my characters live with me night and day. Yes, they are “real”. If characters are not real to the author, then the book will not work; it will not be a convincing story. I share their time and environment; I love being in that fictitious world and unaware of reality. While writing Time & Tide, I spent two weeks in a hayloft with Irene and Danny in a Derbyshire village, in 1966; it was lovely and nostalgic.

2) When did you know you wanted to write? Was there a defining moment for you?
I have always wanted to write. As a child I loved reading and writing. Reading is a form of escapism.
A book will transport you to mysterious, magic and unknown pastures and I loved that.
Sadly, writing for the majority of us is not a way of paying the bills, but teaching is. I left school in 1969 and went to Crewe College of Education to train for the teaching profession. I taught in secondary schools, in the UK, during a period when there were many changes in our education system. The 70’s and 80’s were difficult and challenging times, and I was one of many teachers who seemed to become exhausted after twenty years. I retired through ill-health at the young age of 42. This was the defining time for me. In one way, it seemed like a heaven sent opportunity to be able to do something which had always been impossible. I was in receipt of a pension, and could have spent the rest of my days as a couch potato, but why idle away the days wasting time? One of the great advantages of writing is that it is not essential to work for, or at, a set time daily. I can work at my own pace.

3) How do you define success with regards to your writing career?
Success, initially, was getting my first book into print. It was that moment of ecstasy when I opened the first box of books and saw that FIRST copy of my book. I ran next door, screaming and shouting, ‘Look… look…’ and proudly thrust my book at the neighbours.
Secondly, success is when people want to read my work and then say how much they enjoyed it.
Thirdly, success is when I’m getting advanced orders for the next book before I have even finished it.
Fourthly, I said, when I started Look After Each Other, that if I could help just one woman change her life for the better, after being at the mercy of a control-freak or a victim of domestic violence, I would be happy. I now know that at least one lady has used Sofia as a role model and starting a new and better life.

4) Reviewing blog at http://lookaftereachother.blogspot.com/2010_07_01_archive.html I see you visited many different cities and countries in your blog. Have you been to each location or do you want to go?
Both, the idea and how to do a blog, came from my publisher. Clearly, the main aim is to sell books. Incidentally, I have only just found out that “blog” is short for weblog! I gave considerable thought to how frequently I should do them and the content. I decided that it should be a weekly one and with as much variation in content as possible, and finishing with a positive thought for the week ahead.
In the summer months, at least in the northern hemisphere, we tend to go on holiday. Therefore, July and August would be good months to get my virtual jet out of the hangar and ‘hit’ some of the capital cities and give readers twenty facts about each one.
I have always loved travel, visiting different places, meeting the people, learning about their way of life and culture, enjoying and experiencing the traditions and cuisine. My first experience of jet travel was on a Jumbo Jet to Israel in 1975. In those days, the airport and the journey were exciting and stimulating. There is an old saying that the journey, to a holiday destination, is half the fun. Since the advent of sky-jacking, terrorism, volcanic ash and numerous incidents which have tightened up security, and led to luggage restrictions, the journey has ceased to be fun. It has turned into a nightmare. Now, I hate the journey with all its hassle. It is only the fact that, I know I will enjoy it, when I reach my destination. Hopefully, I will be reunited with my luggage at the “praying” carousel, leave the airport and then it will all have been worthwhile.
Last summer, the jet visited London, Canberra, Washington, Tokyo, Cairo and Paris. Canberra, Washington and Tokyo, I have never visited but after researching them I would love to; although, I have popped across the pond to both Canada and the USA.
I have been to London many times. As a British Citizen, I am proud of my country, our heritage and Monarchy. I have thoroughly enjoyed visiting the Tower, Westminster Abbey, St. Paul’s, Trafalgar Square, the museums, the parks, the shops and of course, the West End. I have yet to try The London Eye or take a boat ride on the Thames.
Cairo? I visited in 2003 on a day trip from Cyprus. It was an unforgettable ‘once in a life time’ experience. We left Paphos airport early in the morning for the hour flight to Cairo. Before lunch at the Hilton Hotel, we had a city tour and visited the Museum. In the afternoon, we went to the Sphinx and Pyramids at Giza, one of the Seven Wonders of the World and the only surviving one. I had always imagined having nice sunny photographs as a memento of the day. Sadly, we picked one of the six days in the year when it was raining. Such is life! In the evening, we were taken on a cruise along the Nile and entertained by belly dancers. Then, exhausted we had a late flight back to Cyprus. It is amazing what you can achieve in a day.
Paris? Yes I have been to Paris. It was for a long weekend in 1990. I did all the tourist things, visited the main sites (Eiffel Tower, Louvre, Opera House, Arc de Triomphe, Versailles, Sacré Coeur, Notre Dame etcetera) and a river cruise. So, I have cruised along the Nile and the Seine and a few other rivers but not along the Thames!
This summer my jet, with Sofia and Donald on board, visited Ottawa, Buenos Aires, South Africa, Wellington, Beijing, Moscow, Athens and Rome. I am afraid I have only actually visited Moscow and Athens. The rest? Maybe one day. Sofia and Donald certainly seemed to have had a good time and I have definitely enjoyed doing the research and adding to my general knowledge. Did you know that South Africa has three capital cities?
I spent the New Year in Moscow in 1976, visited the Kremlin and saw a performance from the Bolshoi Ballet. That was when Russia was the USSR and under a communist regime. I am sure it is very different today,
Athens? Yes, it was a day trip while staying on the Greek island of Evia. The Acropolis is magnificent!
At the end of August our round the world trip ends in Rome. In September, Donald and Sofia will be hosting the second year of ‘Stimulating September’; a month of general knowledge quizzes, so do pop along and test your general knowledge.

5) You said “I found writing my first novel, Time & Tide, a fascinating experience and wonderful journey down memory lane.” Please elaborate on this and what this book personally meant to you?
In the mid 1990’s I was trying to write a book especially for the Millennium. At that time the world was looking back at events of the 20th century and noting the changing times. It seemed like a good idea to write a saga and incorporate a diary spanning through the second half of the century and having the main character, Irene actually born on January 1st 1950, which would make her 50 at the turn of the century.
Irene, is a typical woman of my own generation, she has several relationships and marriages. Her mother, Charlotte and grandmother, Elizabeth are also typical of the early part of the last century where a woman’s ‘duty’ was to be a wife and mother. Charlotte’s role, in my novel, is to keep this diary of social and historical events, as well as family ones.
Some of the story, particularly the village life of the 50’s and 60’s was very much based on my own experiences; it was this part which led me down ‘memory lane’ to recall childhood memories which was a ‘fascinating experience and wonderful journey’. It made me realize that I had had a happy, carefree childhood in idyllic surroundings at a time before Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and the world was a very different place. The pace of life was much slower and it was prior to the modern technology which rules our lives today. It is said that childhood days are the best days of one’s life; it is so sad that one does not realize this until adulthood with all its responsibilities is reached. Yes, there were moments of sadness, particularly the deaths of my younger sister and grandfather; such moments are strongly imprinted on my mind but they do not detract from the overall halcyon days.
I did a lot of research for the diary aspect; likewise this brought back memories of events which had been dormant in my mind.
Time & Tide was my first novel and published book. I had written Innocent Victim during the summer holiday in 1987, this book was never published but rewritten as No Regrets and became my second published work. I learned all about the publishing game, editing, typesetting, jacket, blurb, pricing, library copies etc from self-publishing this particular book. I will always be indebted to Steve Connors and his ‘Citron Press’ company for all the help and information I received from them. Sadly, like so many publishing companies, this one no longer exists. I launched Time & Tide on my own 50th birthday in Kings Square, West Bromwich. The publication and launching of this first novel marked a turning point in my life and the real onset of a new career which is why, whatever else I write or achieve, this book will always remain the cornerstone and special.

6) You now have five books out: ‘Look After Each Other’, ‘Time & Tide’, ‘No Regrets’, ‘Stay in Touch’, and the sequel to ‘Look After Each Other’, ‘Sofia’s legacy’. Did you enjoy writing one more than the other? Did you find your sequel a difficult one to write to ensure it was readable by itself but didn’t repeat the first story?
I tend to enjoy the book I am working on. All of my books are different, personal and exciting journeys. I have written a saga with an integrated fifty year diary; one in the format of a journal through the year of 1986; a black comedy in three parts; a novel with a ‘sixth sense’ twist and the fifth one, or sequel to Look After Each Other has characters in two universes, some have passed over and are living in a parallel world and integrating with characters who are still alive. . .now that is a REAL challenge! The final part in the ‘Sofia’ trilogy is equally challenging. I am working on that at the present time and answering all the unanswered questions. What was all the mystery surrounding Charles Urquart-Latterley? Does Derek marry Miranda? Does he ever find out the truth about his wife? So, number six, Love You For Ever is definitely my favourite at the moment.
I did not find it particularly difficult to write the sequel. It begins where the first book ends, namely at Sofia’s funeral. I found it quite easy to summarize the preceding events in the first two chapters. From chapter three onwards the story moves forward. Sofia is discovering her new life or death and Derek and his family carry on without her.

7) You started blogging by answering some pretty typical questions for writer’s to be asked. Have you been asked anything unusual since you’ve started writing or since you became an author?
Yes, I began my blog with an “Ask the Author” session and answered the most usual questions we get asked. That was followed by “Derekisms” and the one on the subject which I feel passionate about, “Keep books alive!” In this age of technology eBooks’, Kindle, Nook etc I feel that the traditional paper book is dying. We are watching the independent bookshops and even the chain book stores close down. Borders were the last one to disappear. It is up to us to ensure that the traditional book with beautiful, crisp pages to turn over does not become as extinct as the dinosaur. I never pass a book store without going inside, browsing and buying at least ONE book. Please, everyone, try and do the same.
It is not the questions which I have found unusual since I became an author, but people’s change in attitude toward me. They seem totally amazed because they have met someone who has written a book. They stand back, stare and gasp. It’s like they really believe that books do just fall out of the sky! Then come the usual questions and I sigh!
I went to a store to get some poster size copies of the cover of Time & Tide for the launch. The assistant refused to photocopy on the grounds that it would be an infringement of copyright. The only way I could convince him that the copyright was mine was by producing my driver’s license! That was the first time I got the “look” and gasp! I’ve lost count of the number since then.
On one occasion, I was engaged in conversation, while someone else was reading the blurb on Stay in Touch. He asked me if I had done the necessary research for the book. Like all authors, I do research things thoroughly. Still engaged in conversation, and not taking a lot of notice of what this person was reading, I gave him the obvious ‘Yes’ answer. After all, it is one of those common, boring, routine questions. He repeated the question a couple of times before handing the book back and laughing. Only then did I realize what he had actually been reading,
Just what can drive a woman to murder? Or even three murders? Men. How can she become a serial killer undetected and rich on the proceeds of her crimes?
Of course I had done my research!!!
I have been to various events, when the opportunities have presented themselves, in an attempt to both promote and sell my books. At the Hay Festival in 2005, where I shared a stand with another writer, we had our name badges on and mine, said Publisher/Author. We learned from that experience that more people were interested in finding out how to publish a book than buying ours. If I had charged for giving information on “How to Self-Publish” I could have made a fortune.
After that, I produced a five-page booklet titled, “Write It! Publish It! Market It”. It has information learned as a result of my experiences of writing, self-publishing and marketing in the UK: advice, addresses, marketing to shops and libraries including the online library link for all libraries, in the UK and much more. This is available from me as a Word doc, and I would be happy to send it to anyone who feels it may be of use to them, but please be aware that all the addresses are in the UK and not international.

8) How do you find the marketing has been for your books? Do you find you sell more the more you publish? Any clever tricks you want to share?
It is easier to sell ice cream to Eskimos than sell books.
In the present economical climate no one appears to be buying anything other than necessities. One of the first things I realized was people’s preconception that if you were an author you must be extremely wealthy and can afford to give books away. The general consensus of opinion seems to be that books do not cost anything to write or publish; they just fall out of the sky. Then, there were friends, relations and colleagues, the first people you approach. Most of them, even people who were just on the Christmas card list and not seen for years, assumed that as they knew me they should have a free copy. Those first months in 2001 were a real eye-opener!
Marketing is the hardest part. I try to sell my books at every opportunity but I accept ‘No’ as a ‘no’ and I never pester people. Holidays are very good times.
I have one particular line I use in marketing, which always leaves people laughing, whether they want a book or not. If they are laughing when they leave me, then I know they have not been offended, upset or felt pestered in any way. I just tell them that they MUST buy the book, a first edition, but not read it. They should put it in the attic in pristine condition and leave it for two hundred years until their great-great-great grandchildren find it. It will be worth a fortune and their descendants will be eternally grateful for their foresight. Just think of Jane Austen!
I think humour is a most useful tool in marketing. If someone is undecided, I will ask if they would ‘like to phone a friend’, ‘ask the audience’ or use the ‘fifty-fifty’ option.
At the moment, I am offering to send a personalized signed message on a small sticker to those who buy my books outside the UK, from Amazon or B & N or any other retail outlet. It is extremely expensive to send books abroad and this seems to be an acceptable alternative. Feel free to try it.
Definitely! It is easier to sell more having published more. It gives people a choice. I can also do ‘deals’; two for £15, saving almost £3 or four for £25.00 plus p&p! Then, there are those who want to buy all of them and others who try one and then return for the rest.

9)Is there a question you’ve wanted to be asked but haven’t been? If so, what was it and what is your answer? If not, was there anything more you’d like to add?
First of all, thank you very much for this interview, Sarah.
I think the question I would most like to be asked is, “How can I/we help you?” I’ve always been asked for help or information regarding writing and publishing. Quite simply, BUY my books; please put a review on Amazon/Goodreads/Barnes and Noble, place an order at your library and tell your friends.
I would like to add a plea to all readers, please help to keep traditional books alive. They do make very nice gifts!
Please have a look at my blog and books; it would be nice if you were to buy one or become a follower on the blog.
Do pop along to my author page on FB and click LIKE, Author, Marilyn L Rice – Fan Page (Strategic Book Group)
If I can help anyone, or you would like a download of “Write it, Publish it, Market it” please email me marilynlrice@talktalk.net

Thanks so much for answering my questions, Marilyn. All the best!
And thank YOU for reading,
Sarah Butland